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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 541

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
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Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.
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The only dates I get these days are software updates.
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Why should you not make fun of a crippled person? Because he can't stand the jokes.
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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.