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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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How does broccoli use a cellphone? He cauliflower.
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Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
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Did you hear about the bonfire? I heard it was lit.
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Do I enjoy randomly appointing people to judicial positions? I'll let you be the judge of that.
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Why don't animals play poker in Africa? Because they're cheetahs.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.