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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 546

I do not know why some people don't finish their sentences, like it's really annoying...
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What's the easiest animal to shoot? Fish, because they're always found in schools.
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That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
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For sale: Watch with half a face. For a limited time only.
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Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.