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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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What's black and white and red all over? Santa covered with chimney soot.
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I thought it was my birthday cake but it was just the shed on fire.
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I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman.
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What do ghosts read? Booooks!
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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.