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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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The new french tank is pretty cool, it can go in 16 directions. 15 of which go backwards, 1 goes forwards in case the enemy comes from behind.
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You look like something I drew with my left hand.
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Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain.
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When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters not used are DEN-MARK.
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I love my motorcycle - it's great for getting to the front of queues quicker. It does always terrify the other people in the post office though.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.