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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 578

What does a Ghost say on 12/31? Happy New Fear!/Happy boo year!
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"I was the knight no one expected to appear on battlefield that day." Sir Prise.
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Our family motto is "Who took my phone charger?"
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I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again.
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Someone broke into my house and stole my external hard drive; they really got my backup.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.