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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 579

People say having kids is the best thing in the world, but you only ever hear that from the victims.
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I'm typically attracted to guys who look like I'll need therapy after dating them.
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I went to school without my shoes today. I got shoe-spended for a week.
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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!
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Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.