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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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If You weigh 200 pounds on the Earth it is only 76 pounds on the Mars, and it means You are not fat but you are just on the wrong planet.
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A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man.
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Diet tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel.
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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
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Our WIFI was down yesterday and I spent 45 minutes trying to fix it. Our dishwasher has been broken for 3 weeks and I haven't even touched it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.