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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 589

If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
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Before marriage, men would wander parking lots aimlessly because they had no one to point out the open spots.
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When you say "edited it" you are saying "edit" twice.
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What did Adam say to Eve on the 24th December? It's Christmas Eve, Eve.
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.