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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 597

Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they're asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.
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Whenever I see you there is a smile on my face. And by smile I meant I laugh.
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On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years, how willing are you to admit I'm right?
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Other people don't like my queue jumping. Especially when I use my motorcycle.
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I've seen a turkey but I've never been to Turkey.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.