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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
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My kid wants $20 to go through a corn maze with his friends, which is $20 more than I normally pay to walk through vegetables.
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If you are a bit paranoid, does that mean you're upset with the numbers from 0 to 3?
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Wow, this article looks awesome.

*clicks link*

*finds out it's a slideshow*

*throws computer out the window*.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.