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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Alcohol makes people do things they know they shouldn't but kinda want to. E.g I started sleeping 20 hours a day.
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If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine.
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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
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A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
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Getting a red heart instead of a yellow star makes me feel like things are moving a little too fast between us.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.