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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

A: Because it had more cents.

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Q: What happened to the plant in math class?

A: It grew square roots.

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Q: How do you make seven an even number?

A: Take the s out!

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Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?

A: Because she sprained her angle!!

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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