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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?

A: Because it always has lots of problems.

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Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?

A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

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Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?

A: Just cos.

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Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry?

A: He'll work for pi.

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Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?

A: To Times Square.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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