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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up?

A: They had nothing in common.

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Q: How is an artificial Christmas tree like the fourth root of -68?

A: Neither has real roots.

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Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiancee?

A: With a polynomial ring!

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Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?

A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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