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**Math Jokes - 7**

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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.

The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment."

The mathematician: "A wife. You have security."

The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..."

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A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together.

They are riding in a car, enjoying the countryside, when suddenly the engine stops working.

The mathematician: "We came past a gas station a few minutes ago. Someone should go back and ask for help."

The engineer: "I should have a look at the engine. Perhaps, I can fix it."

The computer scientist: "Why don't we just open the doors, slam them shut, and see if everything works again?"

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Son: "My math teacher is crazy".

Mother: "Why?"

Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2."

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Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer.

At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?"

Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.

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My girlfriend's the square root of -100.

A perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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