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#1 2024-02-08 17:07:41

Jai Ganesh
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Math Jokes - 8

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
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Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
A: By completing the scare.
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Q: Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?
A: They were core-relations.
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Q: Why was the matrix arrested?
A: Illegal entry.
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Q: What do you call a rodent with babies?
A: A quad-rat-ic parent.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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