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**Math Jokes - 9**

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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?

A: It minds its p's and q's.

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Q: How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?

A: She said "all that candy gave me exponential decay".

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Q: Why did the doctor send the expression to a psychiatrist?

A: Because it wasn't rational.

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Q: How can you predict how many protesters will show up at a rally?

A: By using a radical function.

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Q: Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?

A: Because we are studying log rhythms.

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