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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Math Jokes - 13

Q: Why are you so negative?
A: Just take me for my absolute value!
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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?"
Student: "Ten Q".
Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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Parent: Did you study your algebra lesson at the family reunion?
Student: Sure, it was a function with relations.
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Teacher: What is 2n plus 2n?
Student: I don't know. It sounds 4n (foreign) to me.
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Teacher: Let's find the square root of 1 million.
Student: Don't you think that's a bit too radical?
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