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#1 2024-02-16 17:18:10
- Jai Ganesh
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Math Jokes - 18
Q: Bob has 38 Candy Bars, he eats 30 what does he have now?
A: Diabetes, Bob has Diabetes.
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Q: Why did 2 and 2 get in a box?
A: Because it was 4 (for) them!
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MATH stands for Mental Abuse To Humans.
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There is a fine line between a Numerator and a Denominator.
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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra.
A: Elephant zebra sin theta.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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