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#1 2024-02-17 15:39:15
- Jai Ganesh
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Math Jokes - 19
Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?
A: A high-pot-in-use.
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Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: A Rectangle (wrecked angle).
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Q: What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?
A: Gee-Om-A-Tree.
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Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
A: Because she sprained her angle!!
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Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?
A: Just cos.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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