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Jai Ganesh

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Math Jokes - 20

Q: What do you get when you cross a pebble with a sphere?
A: Rock and roll!
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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless!
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Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees.
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Q: What did the square say to the circle?
A: Haven't I seen you around?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
A: Nothing! You know you can't cross a scalar and a vector.
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Q: What did the acorn say when he grew up?
A: Gee, I'm A Tree!
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