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#1 2024-02-25 17:22:46
- Jai Ganesh
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Chocolate Jokes - II
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
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What is the opposite of Chocolate?
Chocoearly.
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What Christmas carol do candy bars sing?
Almond Joy To The World.
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Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because it lost its filling.
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What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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