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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Banana Jokes - III

Q: How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack?
A: By freezing them.
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Q: Why did the banana go to the hairdressers?
A: Because it had split ends!
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Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?
A: The banana split!
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Q: Why did the banana fail his driving test?
A: He kept peeling out.
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Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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