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Jai Ganesh

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Banana Jokes - IV

Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
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Q: What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
A: Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
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Q: What would you call two banana skins?
A: A pair of slippers!
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Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try to cheer it up.
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Q: What's yellow and writes?
A: A ball-point banana.
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