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#1 2024-03-08 16:59:16
- Jai Ganesh
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Beet Jokes - II
How do you get the party started?
With a fat beet.
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What do you get when you cross a farmer and some trendy headphones?
Beets by Dre.
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Did you hear about the vegetable that lowers your blood pressure and increases your brain function?
You can't beet that.
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What do you call a guy who doesn't like green veggies?
Someone who marches to a different beet.
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What new crop did the farmer plant?
Beets me.
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