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#1 2024-03-10 16:47:40
- Jai Ganesh
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Beverage Jokes - II
What's the new Pepsi ad slogan?
"Cause sometimes they don't have Coke"!
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What did one water bottle say to another?
Water you doing today?
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of Coke?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?
"A beer please, and one for the road."
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When do women drink alcohol?
Wine O'Clock.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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