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#1 2024-03-15 17:21:29
- Jai Ganesh
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Bread Jokes - II
Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
A: He was in a loaf or death situation.
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Q: Why is dough another word for money?
A: Because everyone kneads it.
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Q: What does flour and yeast need?
A: A loaf nest.
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Q: Why did the baker go to jail?
A: He was caught beating an egg.
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Q: Why did bread break up with margarine?
A: For a butter lover.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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