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#1 2024-03-16 17:26:02
- Jai Ganesh
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Bread Jokes - III
Q: Why did the dog jump on the counter and take a bite out of the bread?
A: Puppy loaf.
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Q: Where does an injured sandwich go?
A: The 'Mayo' Clinic.
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Q: What did the loaf of bread say to the police officer?
A: Rye so serious?
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Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour?
A: Come on we Knead to be serious!
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Q: What is a bakers favorite Beatles song?
A: "Loaf is all you knead."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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