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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Carrot Jokes - I

Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: He got to the root of every case.
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Q: How can you make a soup rich?
A: Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round it would want to pea!
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Q: How do you kill a salad?
A: You go for the carrot-id artery.
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Q: When does a carrot wear a mask?
A: To the mascarrot ball. (Masquerade)
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