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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why did the gardener quit?

A: Because his celery wasn't high enough!

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Q: What water yields award winning Celery plants?

A: Perspiration!

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Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?

A: Cellar-y!

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Q: Why was the Hamster upset with his job?

A: It didn't pay enough salary (celery).

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Q: Why did the chef quit?

A: They cut his celery.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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