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#1 2024-04-02 18:19:09

Jai Ganesh
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Cheese Quotes - II

Q: Which is the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy.
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Q: Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the Olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle.
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Q: Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
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Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
A: Ask Cheese.
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Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I'm Brieeee.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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