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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cookie Jokes - I

Q: What cookie makes you rich?
A: A fortune cookie!
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Q: Why do girls scouts sell cookies?
A: They wanna make a sweet first impression.
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Q: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
A: When it feels crummy.
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Q: What do the cookie and the computer have in common?
A: They both have chips.
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Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.