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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Grape Jokes - I

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!
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Q: Why aren't grapes ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!
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Q: What is purple and long?
A: The grape wall of China.
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Q: What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.
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Q: "What's purple and huge and swims in the ocean?"
A: "Moby Grape."
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