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#1 2024-04-28 16:27:31
- Jai Ganesh
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Grapefruit Jokes - II
Why did the grapefruit fail his driving test?
It kept peeling out.
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Why did the grapefruit go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Did you hear about the spring training games that used fruits instead of baseballs?
They called it the "Grapefruit League".
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Why did the man lose his job at the grapefruit juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate!
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I thought I was drowning in Fresca, but it was only a Fanta sea.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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