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#1 2024-04-30 15:55:37
- Jai Ganesh
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Lemon Jokes - I
Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Why did the lemon go out with a prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
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Why do lemons wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel.
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What did lemon say to lime?
Nothing stupid, lemons don't talk.
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Why did the lemon fail his driving test?
It kept peeling out.
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