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#1 2024-05-16 18:39:11
- Jai Ganesh
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Mushroom Jokes - II
Q: What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling?
A: A mushroom.
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Q: What room can be eaten?
A: A mushroom!
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Q: What's an airplanes favorite mushroom?
A: Air-portabela.
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Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy)!
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Q: What did the fungi say when he was offered seconds at dinner?
A: "No thanks, I don't have mushroom left in my stomach."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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