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Jai Ganesh

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Mushroom Jokes - III

Q: Where do mushrooms come from?
A: Mushy rooms.
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Q: What's the only room you can't have in your house?
A: A mushroom.
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Q: What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?
A: There's not that mush room in here.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase?
A: Not mushroom for your holiday clothes!
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the fungus?
A: I could tell it to you, but it might need time to grow on you.
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