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Jai Ganesh

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Squirrel Jokes - II

Q: What did the Psychologist say to the Squirrel with multiple personalities?
A: You're one tough nut to crack!
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Q: How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Actually, none because squirrels only change bulbs that are NUT broken.
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Q: Why does it take more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Because they're so darn stupid!
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Q: Why was the squirrel late for work?
A: Traffic was NUTS.
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Q: How do you catch a carpenter squirrel (definition: a squirrel that likes power tools)?
A: Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.
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