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Jai Ganesh

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Squirrel Jokes - IV

Q: How do you catch an English Squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like nutty.
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Q: How do you catch a rich squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a cashew.
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What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?
Want these nuts?
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What do you call an animal that solves crimes?
Squirrel-lock Holmes.
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What do squirrels drink?
Nut-Tea.
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Psychologist: What brings you here today?
Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat.....Nuts.
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