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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Oatmeal Jokes

What do you get when you cross oatmeal & ducks?
Quacker oatmeal!
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Why did the boy give a girl an oatmeal cookie?
To make a sweet first impression.
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What is the difference between Quacker Oats and the Oregon Ducks?
Quacker Oats belong in a bowl.
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Why can't the Minnesota Viking eat oatmeal for breakfast?
Whenever they get too close to a "bowl" they choke!
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Why do basketball players love oatmeal cookies?
Because they can dunk them!
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