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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Pineapple Jokes

Q: When is an apple not an apple?
A: When it's a pineapple!
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Q: What kind of fruit do trees like the most?
A: Pine-apple.
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Q: What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
A: The world's best Sundae!
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Q: Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
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