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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Potato Jokes - I

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
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Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden?
A: "Medi Tators."
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Q: What do you call a potato that is reluctant to jump into boiling water?
A: "Hez a tater."
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Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others?
A: "Speck Tators"!
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Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
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