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#1 2024-06-20 17:05:45
- Jai Ganesh
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Pumpin Jokes - I
Q: Why were the two pumpkins so close?
A: They had deep roots.
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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
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Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A: It fell off the wagon!
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Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!
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Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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