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#1 2006-03-12 08:40:41
- jU
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"sharing"
An elderly couple visit McDonalds. He ordered one hamburger, one order of
French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles
and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the
drink; his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering.
You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can
afford is one meal between the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said
they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping
the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
another meal for them. This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are
used to sharing everything."
As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the
young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single
bite of food and asked "What are you waiting for?"
"OUR TEETH."
Isn't this good please reply 
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#2 2006-03-12 11:30:19
- Tigeree
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Re: "sharing"
ha ha
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#3 2006-03-12 13:43:09
- ashwil
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Re: "sharing"
I shouldn't laugh........ but I did! Lots!
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#4 2006-03-14 20:14:42
- Tigeree
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Re: "sharing"
wots up with that ?
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#5 2006-03-17 06:56:53
- Talar
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Re: "sharing"
Knock Knock who's there caught. caught who. caught you red handed.
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#6 2006-03-31 01:37:00
- Ninja 101
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Re: "sharing"
DEVIATION! ha! i win!
great joke Ju!
Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being saught. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.
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#7 2006-03-31 01:57:52
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Re: "sharing"
hahaha....
teeth.
Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being saught. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.
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