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#1 2024-07-07 00:47:12
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XII
Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A Clausterphobic.
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Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head!
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?
USB.
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Why can't England play chess?
Because they lost their Queen.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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