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- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XIV
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no-body to go with.
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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?
A Gummy.
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Did you hear about the carrot detective?
He got to the root of every case.
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Why can't you take a nap during a race?
Because if you snooze, you loose!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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