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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming!
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What did Delaware?
A New Jersey.
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Why did Tony go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date!
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What do you call purple when it is being mean?
Violent.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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