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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Clean Jokes - XVIII

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
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What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?
The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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