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- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXIII
What streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends!
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Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
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What did the penny say to the other penny?
We make perfect cents.
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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
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Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
So he could have sweet dreams.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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